Ha Ha !!
12/26/2006 9:30 PM
Jaymun is soooo hungry. They are not letting him eat! All he can drink is Pedialyte. Have you ever tasted that stuff?
Here's how it works. Jaymun starts crying, and then I give him a bottle. With Pedialyte in it. He gets so excited to finally drink - his eyes close and he goes into sucking mode. After about .5 ounce he notices something isn't right. Another .5 ounce and he gets really mad! Then we get to hear Jaymun's lungs fully express the injustice of a world without milk.
So... after consulting with my son he and I agreed upon this course of action. About an hour ago I secretly made a pot of coffee entirely with Pedialyte! It was strong, Starbucks coffee, and the nurses are unwittingly consuming it.
I know it's for the best, and not the nurses fault that Jaymun can't drink milk - but HE doesn't know that.
Being my son, he just wanted to tweak someone - they were the easist target!
Chuckle, Chuckle... He He, Ho Ho...
Happy New Year Everybody!!!!
From Jaymun and Dad :)
P.S. Is Pedialyte a laxative?